Lady Limerick

The College Girl

Of football she talks like a sport,

And rooting and cheering's her forte,

Whichever side wins,

She's sure of "frat" pins,

For she's really a very good sort.

Irish Volunteers - Flying Column

Adare Manor, Limerick

Bianca

There was a young girl named Bianca,

Asleep on a ship whilst at anchor,

But awoke with dismay,

When she heard the mate say,

"Let's hoist up the main sheet and spanker."