A Young Scottie Named Sandy

There was a young Scottie named Sandy,

Who went to a pub for a shandy,

He lifted his kilt,

To see what he spilt,

And the barmaid said - blimey - that's handy!

Baby Ruth Candy Bar Limerick

A kangaroo mother and son,

Can go merrily jumping as one,

They're off to the store,

For a treat they adore,

Baby Ruth adds so much to the fun.

There once was a fellow named Russell
Who went around wearing a bustle.
When folks turned to stare,
They saw it down there,
And thought it was really his muscle.

The Poet

Adorned with his long, flowing hair,

And fond of Byronic neckwear,

He's very aesthetic

And, oh! so poetic,

But he never can put up the fare.

Lady Limerick

The College Girl

Of football she talks like a sport,

And rooting and cheering's her forte,

Whichever side wins,

She's sure of "frat" pins,

For she's really a very good sort.

Irish Volunteers - Flying Column

Adare Manor, Limerick

Bianca

There was a young girl named Bianca,

Asleep on a ship whilst at anchor,

But awoke with dismay,

When she heard the mate say,

"Let's hoist up the main sheet and spanker."

The Doctor

He comes to see you when you're ill,

He gives you powder, dose and pill,

Your tongue consults,

Then feels your pulse,

And he is always "dressed to kill!"

George Street, Limerick

The Mother-in-Law

When Mother-in-law holds the key,

And lets you in after a spree,

She'll recite all your wrongs,

Poke your ribs with the tongs,

And wallop you over her knee.