The Gambler - Vintage Limerick Postcard

The gambler is lucky, they say
His work is another man's play
But there's many a slip
'Twixt the pot and the chip
As he learns to his cost every day.

The Cheerful Liar - Vinegar Valentine Postcard

The prince of all liars is he,
His fancy can run very free,
His "fish stories" are great,
His "hot air" first rate,
He'll beat old Munchhausen you'll see!

The Lovesick Lass - A Vinegar Valentine

She sits and she sighs "Ah heigho!"
And she says she's "two strings on her bow."
She thinks she's a flirt
But some people assert
Its the beaus that string her, don't you know!

The Masher - A Vinegar Valentine Limerick

Don Juan isn't in it with me
I'm a charmer of the highest degree
My style is so dashing
Whenever I'm mashing
Some maiden's heart flutters to me.

In A Bootmaker's Shop Down At Luton

In a bootmaker's shop down at Luton
A young lady was pulling a boot on
When she fell on the ground
And the shopkeeper found
That the girl had a bicycle suit on.