There Was A Young Lady Named Perkins

There was a young lady named Perkins,
Who had a great fondness for gherkins,
She ate such large numbers
Of unripe cucumbers,
It pickled her internal workin's!

The Ohio State Buckeyes Football Limerick

The football season is near,
It's always pleasin' to hear,
The roar of the crowd,
Our band, we're so proud,
The Bucks, they have reason to cheer!

A Wonderful Bird Is The Pelican

A wonderful bird is the pelican,
His mouth will hold more than his belican,
He can hold in his beak,
Enough for a week---
I can't understand how the helican.