Young Damsel Named Rose

There was a young damsel named Rose,
Who economised - especially in clothes,
The Ladies said, "Shocking!"
To see so much stocking,
But the Men merely murmured, "WHAT HOSE!"

Lovers' Lane

There was a Young Lady named Jane,
Who wished to explore Lovers' Lane,
Her Young Man agreed-
With remarkable speed-
Now they go there again and again!