A Young Scottie Named Sandy

There was a young Scottie named Sandy,
Who went to a pub for a shandy,
He lifted his kilt,
To see what he spilt,
And the barmaid said - blimey - that's handy!

Baby Ruth Candy Bar Limerick

A kangaroo mother and son,
Can go merrily jumping as one,
They're off to the store,
For a treat they adore,
Baby Ruth adds so much to the fun.