A Latin named Mando Romero,
had a girl who liked Arrow's Sombrero,
The day he changed brands,
she threw up her hands
and swore up and down, "no comparo."
Automobiling Limerick Postcard
If you never have been automobiling,
And wish to acquire the real feeling,
Jump off a high cliff,
Which will give you a whiff,
With the after effects while your're healing
Maude - Limerick Postcard
There once was a lady named Maude,
Whose dressmakers' bills were ignored,
Till her husband dumbfounded,
Was simply surrounded,
With bills that he could not afford.
Flappers
Half an inch, half an inch, half an inch shorter,The skirts are the same for mother and daughter,
When the wind blows,
Each of them shows,
Half an inch more than they oughter.
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