There was a young lady called Gwen,
Who was fearfully attracted to men,
She used to get frisky,
On pink gin and whisky,
And ALWAYS forgot to say "When!"
A Soldier Named Copps
A gallant young soldier named Copps,
Was told by a maiden named Stopps,
Your uniform's neat,
Your kisses are sweet,
But your breath smells a trifle like hops!
Hotel Porters
A man came to town with his son,
Who to carry their bag had begun,
When two porters of size,
Rushed & grabbed at the prize,
And fighting they pulled it undone.
An Ass of an Actor
An actor, who thought he could act,
Did his best applause to attract,
"My art's ripe!" He cried,
But the people replied,
"It's rotten!" And it was, for a fact.
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