There Once Was A Giddy Young Scot

There once was a giddy young Scot,
A mania for swinging he'd got,
He swung up so high,
His feet to the sky,
That he gave all the Lassies a shock

FOL-THE-ROL-LOL

Mac Duff met a girl at Nuneaton,
Her figure had plenty of meat on!
She said: 'marry me, Mac,
And you'll find that my back
Is a nice place to warm your cold feet on!'