Black Waiter Limerick

There was an old Colonel named Gamel,
Who called to the waiter, "Hey Sam'l!
I've not had a drink,
For ten minutes I think -
By gad! You must think I'm a camel."

There Once Was A Girl From St. Paul

There once was a girl from St. Paul,
Who went to a newspaper ball,
Her dress caught on fire,
And exposed her entire
Front page, sports section, and all.

A Fisher Whose Last Name Was Fisher

A fisher whose last name was Fisher,
Went fishing for fish in a fissure,
'Tis sad, but 'tis true,
He slipped and fell through,
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher!

By Superfuous Underwear Docking - Vintage Limerick Postcard

By superfluous Underwear docking,
The Ladies, the Public are shocking,
For the Directoire Dress,
shows (we're bound to confess)
Even more of the FORM than the Stocking.

Young Damsel Named Rose

There was a young damsel named Rose,

Who economised - especially in clothes,

The Ladies said, "Shocking!"

To see so much stocking,

But the Men merely murmured, "WHAT HOSE!"

Lovers' Lane

There was a Young Lady named Jane,

Who wished to explore Lovers' Lane,

Her Young Man agreed-

With remarkable speed-

Now they go there again and again!