There was a young damsel named Rose,
Who economised - especially in clothes,
The Ladies said, "Shocking!"
To see so much stocking,
But the Men merely murmured, "WHAT HOSE!"
Lovers' Lane
There was a Young Lady named Jane,
Who wished to explore Lovers' Lane,
Her Young Man agreed-
With remarkable speed-
Now they go there again and again!
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