There Once Was A Girl From St. Paul

There once was a girl from St. Paul,
Who went to a newspaper ball,
Her dress caught on fire,
And exposed her entire
Front page, sports section, and all.

A Fisher Whose Last Name Was Fisher

A fisher whose last name was Fisher,
Went fishing for fish in a fissure,
'Tis sad, but 'tis true,
He slipped and fell through,
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher!