Said a smart chicken "turk" to his mother,
The people cry, "Love one another!"
But they'll eat us, you'll see -
You and Father and Me,
And likewise my Sister and Brother.
Vintage Halloween Postcard - Wise Little Owls
Tu-wit, tu-wit, tu-woo
We're wise little owls we two
In the moon's bright beam
This Hallowe'en
We hoot a greeting to you.
Vintage Spooks and Goblins Limerick Postcard
Are trailing round, you know!
When owls hoot
And goblins scoot
And witches come and go!
A Young Man from the West - A Cowboy Limerick
Who purchased a swell fancy vest
When he walked down the street
Every one he would meet
Would give him a nod and a jest.
A Healthy Young Damsel Named Kate - Limerick Postcard
With a tete-a-tete, dined at eight-eight
And what Kate, at eight-eight
With her tete-a-tete, ate
Made it costly to cater for Kate.
The Waitress Limerick
The waitress asks, "What is it you wish?"
Whether soup or meat, dessert or fish.
She spills things galore,
In pacing the floor,
And often her thumb you'll find in the dish.
He Tells Of The Fish He Has Caught - A Fishing Limerick
He tells of the fish he has caught--
(In truth, they were some that he bought),
For he ne'er had a bite,
From morning till night,
Except at the lunch he had bought!
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