There Was a Gay Girlie of Ayr - Vintage Limerick Postcard

There was a gay girlie of Ayr,
Who was really too devil-may-car,
One day, in the sea,
She wore nothing, not she!
And, lucky for me, I was there.

A Star-boarder Named Percy Nash - Vintage Limerick Postcard

A star-boarder named Percy Nash
Said, "I'm tired of boarding-house hash,
Of biscuits and prunes,
And "near-silver" spoons
So I think that I'll move and pay cash!"

There Was A Young Lady From Nile - Vintage Limerick Postcard

There was a young lady from Nile
Who wanted to be in the style
Though we must confess,
When in evening dress,
She out-stripped them all by a mile.