Ate a lot of green apples, and died
"The apples fermented,"
The doctor commented,
"And made cider inside her inside.
Lucy B. Hyde - Vintage Limerick Postcard
Ate a lot of green apples, and died
"The apples fermented,"
The doctor commented,
"And made cider inside her inside.
Havana Banana Girl - Vintage Limerick Postcards
Once stepped on an empty banana
An act indiscreet
For her feet left the street
In a very embarrassing manna.
A Galllant Young Scot Named McGluskie - Limerick Postcard
Was told by a maid named McFruskie
Your kilt is neat
Your kisses are sweet
But your breath smell a trifle like whisky!
Tom Tom, the Piper's Son - Vintage Limerick Postcard
Bought a car which he tried to run
But the car got loose
Killed a fat prize goose
Which cost him fifty at the Calaboose.
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