Havana Banana Girl - Vintage Limerick Postcards

A beautiful girl in Havana
Once stepped on an empty banana
An act indiscreet
For her feet left the street
In a very embarrassing manna.

A Galllant Young Scot Named McGluskie - Limerick Postcard

A gallant young Scot named McGluskie
Was told by a maid named McFruskie
Your kilt is neat
Your kisses are sweet
But your breath smell a trifle like whisky!